SWEET SIXTIES
JOO Hyun
PARK Young-koo
SONG Jae-ho
YANG talk-jo
KIM Moo-saeng
SUNWOO Yong-rye
Strange. Where'd my panty go?
JIN Hee-kyung
Chui-soo, have you seen my panty?
Nope
Very strange.
Grandpa, be gentle.
Your hair's too thick, that's why.
Finished.
Grandpa. What?
Take a bath if you have time.
You stink.
I stink?
A little more.
You weakling, you can't even lift this right?
Can't you do anything right?
This is why you're not married yet.
This needs to be leveled evenly.
Why are you getting angry with me?
Then hurry up and get married.
Know how old you are?
Why are you bringing that up now?
Just get married.
You old fart.
Fix that fence right
and stop harassing your brother. You're being hysterical.
How can Joong-bum or the ostriches ever put up with you?
You've got some nerve to say that.
I know that you broke our fence
and shot at our ostriches
you bastard.
If I ever catch you do it again,
you'll regret that you ever lived.
Did the rice in your stomach flip upside down this morning?
What's with the hot head already?
Did you see it?
Did you see me break the fence?
I don't need to see it to know.
It's obvious.
If you didn't break it, then did the ostriches do it?
Is there anyone here as crazy of a bastard like you?
Are you done talking?
Wanna go to jail for making false accusations?
If I tell my son,
then this damn ostrich farm will be gone by tomorrow.
Sir, please stop.
Who are you calling "sir"?
Do you call everyone you see "sir", you idiot?
You even fight your own blood.
What a screwed-up family.
You got kicked out of your
supposedly wonderful son's home.
So what gives you the gall to call us a screwed-up family.
What bastard told you that?
Who told you that I got kicked out?
What do you mean "who"?
The whole world knows except for you.
If you want to be treated well by your kids,
then act human, you bastard.
Please stop.
You bastard, you.
Just wait.
Just wait!
Why'd you go on and bring up his son?
That bastard can never scare me.
I'll wait as long as you want, you fool.
Let's finish this up.
Raise it more. I said more.
Say it again.
Say it again, you bastard!
Grandpa, I'm going now.
Let's look at my Young-hee.
Oh, you look so pretty. Let's go.
Grandpa!
Joong-dal and Jin-bong are fighting.
They're at each other's throats.
What?
Let me go!
Hey, get up, get up!
What do you throw? /Get up, get up!
Hey, you!
Suppress!
Did you throw the stone?
Excuse me, are you sure this is Mooigun Town?
It sure is.
Shit, what a screwed-up town.
Excuse me, can I pass through?
Who is she?
Don't know.
Miss Soon-ah! /Miss Soon-ah!
Goodness, where's the fire?
You have a customer.
Customer?
Can I lodge here for a day?
Yes, I have a vacant room.
The scenery is so beautiful.
Do you mind if I have a glass of water?
Not at all, one moment.
The heat is unbearable.
Thank you. What's your name?
Young-hee. And I'm Chui-soo.
You dummy, did she ask you?
Sorry, Young-hee.
Young-hee and Chui-soo.
Ma'am, where'd you come from?
Oh, me?
Kids, shouldn't you go to school?
That crazy bastard.
He's pulling out his gun now.
You saw Jin-bong going nuts, right?
He even threw a rock at me.
You fix that temper of yours, too.
If I leave him alone this time,
I'm not a real person.
I'm an ostrich's boy.
Sir, do you feel better after your accident yesterday?
That lady was so beautiful.
How can she be that beautiful?
What are you talking about?
Statue of Lee Seung-bok "I don't like communism."
Don't look, dummy.
That's strange.
This is first time he's late.
Lee Seung-bok Grandpa
was busy fighting Ostrich Grandpa this morning.
Is that so?
Anyway, he's an amazing man.
He never misses a day.
I feel sorry for him.
For who?
Lee Seung-bok Grandpa?
No.
The statue of anti-Communist, Lee Seung-bok.
Why?
Would you like it if that Grandpa
wiped you every day?
Ah- My neck is killing me.
Rotten bastard. Cursed bastard. Putrid bastard.
Ouch, it's hurting again.
That son of a bitch.
Watch out!
What is that?
It's for the hot chowder soup.
Do you like your room?
Yes, it's very clean and nice.
Anyway, do you by any chance know where Mole island is?
Mole island? I've never heard of it.
There's an island like that near here?
You must not know this area too well.
Yeah. I moved here a few years ago.
To be honest, I'm the owner of that island.
Then how come you don't know where it is?
It hasn't been that long since I’ve owned it.
I see.
Oh no, how forgetful of me.
I might miss the boat.
Mister Joong-bum.
Here you go.
You didn't have to.
I made some hard-boiled mackerel.
Have some with Mr. Pil-gook.
Thank you.
Don't you like the new male?
Don't play separately.
Partner up and play.
Got it?
You idiot, that's my finger.
What? How it eats?
It eats a lot.
All it does is shit and not lay any eggs.
So tell me what the problem is.
What? Stress?
I'm the one
who gets stressed, not those birds.
They're animals.
And they have pea brains.
If it doesn't lay an egg this month, do something about it.
What?
I don't care if you lay the egg yourself!
Bye!
Bastard always says the same thing.
What? Stress?
Stress...
Hey, Cho Jin-bong! Get your ass out here!
Come out now!
Think I'll just go away if you hide yourself in there?
Sneaky bastard.
Let's me and you fight to the death!
Let's fight!
Let's fight till we die!
That's strange. Is he dead or something?
Oh, hello. How have you been?
I heard you got into a big fight this time.
Fight?
Think that weakling is a worthy opponent?
So where are you going dressed all fancy like that?
This isn't fancy.
I see you have no customers.
It's too early to have any.
Oh, is that so?
They're should be some lodgers though.
Business should be good.
Now I see.
Now I get why you're here.
I see you have a customer.
Ma'am, I think this gentleman is here to see you.
Who may I ask it is?
Oh, from this morning.
I think he got badly hurt.
I'm telling you I didn't.
Think that weakling can hurt me?
I bumped into a door.
Let me introduce myself.
Director of the Extermination of Harmful Birds Association.
Region leader of the Anti-Communist Lee Seung-bok Organization.
Cho Jin-bong?
Hello, I'm Director Cho Jin-bong.
Wait a minute! Why are you leaving the store?
I thought you almost died in an accident last night.
Where are you going?
I thought you wanted me to go to the post office today.
You told me to go less than an hour ago.
Then you should've told me so. Why are you yelling at me
on a hot day like this?
Why is it so hot?
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Damn it.
Mister, stop!
Mister!
Mister, what are you trying to accomplish by running away?
Who's running away? I didn't see you.
You sure are a pro at this.
Give me your driver's license!
You know I don't have one!
Please get off.
Why?
This scooter is being confiscated. Retrieve it later.
Why, boy?
I'm a police officer, not your boy.
Get off now!
I ride well even without a license. You just saw me.
I heard you got into an accident yesterday.
How'd you know that?
What bastard said something like that?
Your wife told me.
Here's proof right here.
This is from the accident, right?
This has nothing to do with a license.
It was because of an ostrich.
Didn't my wife tell you?
She didn't.
Thanks to you, I'm having a wonderful meal.
Why do you keep pulling my leg?
Are you okay lately?
About what?
Just that lately you seem to be having a hard time.
Well, that's life I guess.
Do you like this work?
I'm glad to do be doing this.
I'm happy being able to escape with you out here.
No one here to interfere,
and it's quiet.
Taxi!
How much to Mooigun Town?
It'll come out to 6,000 won.
6000 won?
I can make 12 round trips
on my scooter for 6,000 won.
Ride on your scooter then.
Why'd you call a taxi?
Does calling you down cost money?
You trying to teach a dog new tricks, asshole?
What did you just say?
Shit, he has dog ears.
What the hell did you say?
Hey, you numbskull!
Joong-bum, how's Soon-ah?
Soon-ah?
She's nice and a good girl.
And she's good to the eiders.
She makes good hot-broiled mackerel.
But?
But we're just friends.
Just because you divorced doesn't mean your life's over.
No matter how bad you think of it, it's not a problem.
That's not the reason.
Look, don't look at things so complicated.
Soon-ah likes you.
Just register your marriage.
And have a small feast of noodles.
What's the point in getting married at my age?
I like living comfortably like this.
You're a hopeless fool,
I tell you.
I wish my brother would remarry before he ages more,
and you also.
Worry about yourself.
Would be great if she was as nice as that lady we saw.
That's enough! Young-hee is my whole life.
Damn it.
Sorry everyone.
If I get off now, I don't have to pay, right?
You're getting off?
What's the point in saving
1,300 won for bus fare in this heat?
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Did she leave?
What are you doing?
When did you get here?
I was doing something out front.
That saury was delicious.
You mean the mackerel?
I bet you're hot.
I'll fix you some cold green tea.
I'm fine.
I got some busy work to tend to.
Wait!
Can I borrow your boat?
The lady who's lodging here
needs to go to Mole island.
Mole island?
You don't know where it is either?
Well, I just started riding on the boat.
Mr. Pil-gook will probably know.
I'll talk to him later, bye.
Honey, where have you been all day?
Food.
Let me watch this first.
Food!
Move, I can't see.
I'm hungry!
Then fix it yourself.
Go to the post office tomorrow.
Young-hee, this is so fun.
You should read it, too.
Why are you reading comics when you can't even read right?
I get it by looking at the pictures.
Young-hee! Let's go home.
Grandpa.
How are you?
Oh, hello.
It's very hot, isn't it?
I heard you set up a date.
The day after tomorrow at three.
At C'est si bon Cafe next to the barley field.
Think of this as your last chance. Get it right this time, okay?
Why aren't you answering?
I got it.
Let's eat.
Brother,
don't go around town
talking to matchmakers for me.
It's humiliating.
Humiliating?
Having a fifty-year old single brother
is more humiliating.
I'm forty-nine.
Good for you, you numbskull.
Joong-bum, my boy.
Let's be frank with each other.
How many kids do I have under me?
Jung-hyae, Jung-sook, Jung-ja. That's three daughters.
Who doesn't know that?
Just stay on the subject.
That's what I'm doing, idiot!
This is important, so listen carefully.
Do you have another child hidden away?
You numbskull!
You think the dumbest things.
Since I got only three daughters,
you need to get married at ell, and have a boy
to succeed our family.
That's what I wanted to tell you.
Joong-dai! /hello, Mister Chan-kyung.
Please, sit down.
Move aside.
Got another spoon?
Why am I brother and he's mister?
Want me to call you mister then?
You're unbelievable.
You two argue over nothing.
Got any fried eggs?
Grandpa, let's take back a move.
No taking back moves.
Come on, Grandpa.
I told you no.
Who says you can take back a move on a bet?
Grandpa. That lady was pretty.
Who?
That lady from before.
You thought she was pretty?
I can't believe I missed that.
Give up, Grandpa.
Let's take back a move.
Who says you can take back a move?
Oh.
Mister Pil-gook.
Hello.
- How are you? - Yes.
Your brother's at home?
He left to go have a drink
with Mister Chan-kyung.
Did you have dinner?
Yes, I ate.
Why do you look so weak?
I look weak, really?
Your brother scolded you again, didn't he?
No, he didn't.
Small melons are so sweet.
That lady from Seoul
wants to borrow a boat tomorrow.
What for?
To go to Mole island.
Mole island?
Why does she want to go there?
Grandpa. You haven't made a move yet?
You should've done it sooner.
Did you win?
What is this?
Who...
Joong-dai!
Hurry and get your license. - Policeman Mr. Oh! -
This is my first time on a boat!
What?
I said this is my first time on a boat!
I see.
Stuff, stuff, stuff your face!
And lay, lay, lay some eggs!
Try to have sex, sex, sex, you darn birds.
That's strange.
Is he shocked or something?
Excuse me.
Where are we?
That's Mole island.
Pardon? That's Mole island?
Yes.
That's an island?
I guess you have to look at it being an island.
Where in the world is there an island that small?
That's why it's called Mole island.
It's as small as a Mile.
This can't be real. Oh my goodness.
Oh no. What's up?
Hold on!
Young-hee, move. It's hot. Great.
- What is it? - Kimchee soup.
Yummy.
Soon-ah! Soon-ah! Soon-ah!
Oh no.
- Oh dear. - Open the door.
Will she be all right?
Yeah, I fished her out in a jiffy.
Goodness, why'd she do such a thing?
I don't know.
I had a strange feeling when she first asked to go there.
She's so beautiful.
Young-hee, isn't she beautiful?
Give me more rice.
More.
Are you a pig?
What's wrong with you?
Are you out of your mind?
Close the door at ell.
Be quiet.
Brother.
I think they like me.
They keep following me around.
You actually think they like you?
I thought you wanted to talk to me about something.
- Want a drink? - I'm fine.
What do you think about Soon-ah?
I'm grateful to Soon-ah.
You idiot, you know what I mean.
Soon-ah is just a friend.
You really haven't thought of her as a woman?
But Soon-ah is a woman.
I'm talking about as a wife, you dummy.
I thought I had a date tomorrow.
Just hurry and answer me.
No, I haven't.
Not once? /No.
Not once at all?
No.
Not in the future, too?
No.
How come you keep asking me that?
Never mind.
I was just wondering
if you liked her at all.
I'll take care of the rest,
so you go on in.
I'll be going now.
Soon-ah.
Don't you wanna get married?
Who'd ever look at a girl like me?
What's bad about you?
Come on.
Your healthy, pretty,
an excellent cook, and kind.
If I was ten years younger, I'd be all over you.
I suppose so.
Doesn't Joong-bum want to get married?
Joong-bum?
Don't even bring him up.
When I think about him, I can't even sleep.
I'm ashamed for my ancestors.
Then what kind of woman
would be good for Joong-bum?
I'm not picky about anything.
If she's healthy
and can take care of him, then that's enough.
I see.
Soon-ah, what kind of man do you like?
I just like a nice man who's honest.
How old?
Doesn't matter. As long as he's a good man.
Wow, the sea breeze is so refreshing today.
That Seoul lady seems to be very sick.
She's not hurt anywhere, so she'll recover soon.
Her feelings seemed very hurt.
Too bad, huh?
Let's eat, Grandpa.
Yeah, let's eat...
Grandpa. Don't spill your food.
Okay.
Sleeping?
I'm not.
Not sleepy?
Not sleepy.
Me neither.
Why aren't you sleepy?
Don't know. You?
Don't know.
Let's sleep.
I know I missed something today.
That's right. It was your mom's memorial.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
I'm such a rotten son!
This is terrible.
You call yourself a wife?
- Bring the calendar. - Okay.
Mommy!
Here.
What's today's date?
The twelfth.
The twelfth? By the lunar calendar.
It's tomorrow, not today.
See? What did I tell you?
So what did you tell me?
What did I tell you again?
Go to bed!
Go far, far away. Go far away!
Leave and find freedom in you hometown, Africa.
Oh goodness. Looks like it'll rain.
I wish it did rain.
Anyway, why did you buy that island?
Shouldn't you have checked into it first?
It's all money I got from my husband.
Then you're divorced?
Yes.
I see.
What about kids?
They've all taken his side.
All I have is that island.
Oh goodness.
Why are you going so crazy over me getting my hair dyed?
Stay still.
Look, for someone old like me
getting my hair dyed looks ridiculous.
Grandpa, you have no sense.
A guy with pitch-black hair looks handsome.
Hold up the mirror right.
Okay.
Stop making a big fuss.
Think of today being your last chance.
Raise your shoulders, and talk like a big shot.
Women fall for men who are tough.
You have to realize that.
Hello?
Yes.
What?
Yes, I understand.
I'll be right there.
It's the police station in Geumnam Town.
Our ostrich is being held there.
What?
The ostrich caused a car accident.
What?
No one got hurt.
But the car seems badly damaged.
I'll go check it out.
For a two-wheeled motor vehicle's loading capacity,
the safe length requirement is up to an additional 1/10
of the vehicle's length.
1/10 of what?
Forget it. Answer?
X.
Wrong. It's O.
Next.
Give it to me.
This is confusing.
You ought to be ashamed at your age.
Can't you get it by now after looking at it for a year?
That's strange.
Where'd my panty go?
Have you seen my panty?
Your panty?
Yeah. The one our daughter-in-law gave me
over the New Year holiday.
It was expensive.
Are you crazy?
Why ask me about your panty?
Maybe 'cause I'll wear it?
If you didn't, then drop it.
Mister Chan-kyung!
What does he want?
I'm going to Geumnan Police Station to retrieve an ostrich.
It escaped again?
Please watch over my brother until I get back.
Him and Jin-bong are sure to fight again.
Okay, hurry back.
Don't come any closer.
If you do, I'll shoot.
Put your rifle away.
You put away that club first.
You sure got a lot of guts.
Hey, today's my mom's memorial.
So I'll let you slide.
But if you even come into my sight tomorrow,
I'll smash your head.
So get your act together.
You're lucky today thanks to my mom, you got it?
Your mom's memorial?
Then I have no choice. Go.
Joong-dal!
Why aren't you fighting?
Be quiet. You're like an old man.
No one else is here, so who cares?
Joong-dal.
What?
You think things will work out this time?
No matter what happens this time,
I will get him married for sure.
Man, he's hard to figure out.
What is?
When I was young, I wanted to get married quickly.
I begged my mother like crazy ever since I was ten.
Tell me the truth.
About what?
Joong-bum is impotent, isn't he?
Crazy bastard.
What kind of crap is that to say about my healthy brother?
If he's not, then forget it.
So where's your date?
C'est si bon Cafe.
C'est si bon Cafe again?
Why do you always meet there?
The matchmaker says that the Madam there is her aunt.
Young-hee.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Nope. Do you?
I think I was a fairy my previous life.
A fairy?
That doesn't suit you at all.
You know that old story,
The Fairy and the Lumberjack.
I remember bailing when I was reading that book.
'Cause you felt sorry for the lumberjack?
Nope.
I felt sorry for the fairy.
What's there to be sorry about?
She left her husband and went to the heavens.
You think she left because she wanted to?
Because she was a fairy,
she couldn't live like other normal women.
Chan-kyung.
What?
Still do it lately?
Do what?
You know, you and your wife.
Yeah.
Really? /Yeah.
Sometimes once.
Sometimes twice.
Ouch, the water got hot all of a sudden.
Hey!
It's bad luck to talk dirty on memorial days.
It's alright.
When my mother was alive,
she loved to drink and talk dirty.
You're right, my mom did the same.
Yeah, they were close when they were alive.
They passed away on the same day, at the same time.
Did I tell you this story?
What story?
That my mother dreamed about my grandmother before she died.
Your grandmother? /Yeah.
My grandmother said that she was coming for her in four days.
Then my mother passed away four days later.
Is that true?
It sure is.
That's so weird.
Yeah.
C'est si bon Cafe.
Pardon?
Wrong number.
It's the Seoul Lady.
Miss!
Hello, Young-hee.
Your hair is tied up so pretty.
My grandfather tied it.
You must like having a nice grandfather.
Miss.
Yes?
Do you know about "The Fairy and the Lumberjack"?
I do. Why?
My grandpa is the lumberjack.
Why's that?
Everyone left my grandpa behind,
and went to the heavens.
My grandma, dad, and uncle all left.
It happened when I was in my mom's belly.
What about your mom?
I don't know.
But you still have your grandfather with you.
Miss. /Yes?
Would you like to have this?
Oh, it's so pretty.
I can have this necklace?
Originally, I made it to give it to someone else,
but I want you to have it.
Thank you so much.
This will look better on you.
Oh goodness.
You look so pretty.
I wonder if he's getting it right this time.
He seems to be taking it
seriously this time.
Really?
I felt it while talking to him.
Thank you, Pil-gook.
There's a big one left.
You eat it. /Thanks.
You and me are the only ones
looking out for Joong-bum.
There's one more.
Who?
Soon-ah.
Soon-ah?
Soon-ah and Joong-bum make the perfect match.
Soon-ah... Soon-ah is off limits.
Why is she off limits?
Joong-bum doesn't like her.
Oh my!
Good evening.
Why are you here this late in the night?
Well...
I just thought I’d bring you this to eat.
This is very expensive.
Anyway, what happened to your husband?
Well...
You must've lost your husband.
Why do you fight that gentleman?
Bae Joong-dal, that bastard, is a very bad man.
I always try to talk to him with character,
but he always curses me out first
and acts violent.
And why raise an ostrich farm where people live?
They stink, they're hairy, and they look wretched.
But you can't raise ostriches in a city.
If it was just the ostriches, then I’d be quiet.
Since ten years ago, it was bullfrogs, geese, ducks.
He made a fuss by raising all kinds of strange animals.
He failed at every business,
that Joong-dal.
He's quite a hard worker.
There's more to it than that.
Although you may not know,
heed my words.
Joong-dal is a swindler.
That's not possible.
It's the truth.
Do I have a face that lies?
What crime did he commit?
You know the late President Park Chung-hee, right?
He always calls him Park Chung-hee,
and leaves out President.
Does he think President Park is his friend or something?
I warned him many times not to call him like that.
He's a full-fledged Commie. A Commie.
I see.
But, sir.
Yes?
Your clothes are on backwards.
It is?
Why'd I do such a thing?
I must've looked at the mirror upside down.
Chui-soo mom.
I'll fry the pancakes, and you slice the rice cakes.
Where are the rice cakes?
Under the table, I think.
There's nothing under the table.
Where did I put the rice cakes?
I better ask Chan-kyung.
Honey. Have you seen the rice cakes?
What's wrong with you?
Suddenly... Suddenly...
I can't remember my mother's name.
Have you gone senile already?
Your mother's name is Park Keut-soon.
That's right. Park Keut-soon.
What in the world did you do to forget your mother's name?
That's why you can't pass the driver's license test.
You, did you talk about my failing of test to neighbors?
Mr., all people know that.
The whole world knows except for you.
Did you finish slicing the rice cakes?
What?
Find the rice cakes?
You numb skull!
We can't do the ritual without rice cakes!
Anyone home? Who is it?
I've brought the rice cakes from the rice mill.
I'm late because my boss forgot about the order.
I'm sorry.
Have a nice day.
Does he know what time it is? He hasn't even called once.
His date must be going well. That's why he's late.
Pil-gook. You think he ran off somewhere?
No way.
But he hasn't called at all,
and hasn't come in yet.
Then Joong-shin's father would've called already.
That makes sense. /Yeah.
You should know why I'm here without me telling you.
Do you know how many times he's done this?
I won't set Joong-bum up on a date anymore.
Good night!
Bye.
When the solitude that sunk into my heart
Wriggles in pain
A vagabond
Whose dream has disappeared
Soaked in rain
Cries
Because he loved so much
Can't forget the pain in my heart
Only the sound of rain
Sobs
I’ve never seen you here before. This must be your first time.
No. I come once or twice a year.
I see. The same goes for me.
You're quite beautiful.
What?
I said you're quite beautiful.
Me?
Yes.
Joong-bum!
Joong-bum! Joong-bum!
Joong-dal! Joong-dal!
The vagabond's dream has disappeared
Soaked in rain, he cries
Joong-dal! /Brother, I’m here!
Your wonderful brother is here!
You!!
You bastard!
Joong-dal!
Where's a rod?
Get up Joong-bum.
Joong-dal! /Move out!
Hey guy, ya guy!
Don't do that Mr.!
Are you gonna kill him?
Please stop!
Be frank with me.
Where the hell have you been?
I was out having fun.
Having fun?
Why? Can't I have some fun?
You were supposed to go on a date, you idiot.
But you go stuff yourself with drinks?
You went out on a date?
You went and had fun?
Brother!
I...
I can't marry a woman!
Then what? Are you gonna marry a man?
Brother.
I...
I like a man's scent better!
I like a man's nipples better!
I like a man's lips better!
Idiot.
You see,
I’m a fairy who came down from the heavens.
What the hell did you drink?
What do you want from me?
Joong-dal, what are you talking about?
Did someone put drugs in his drink?
Joong-bum. Joong-bum!
Mom.
Joong-dal.
Who is it?
Who are you?
Mother!
What are you doing here this late at night?
I'm sorry.
I didn't perform your memorial ritual right.
Let's go.
Go where at this time of night?
Let's go.
Mom, you're taking me away?
I told you I was sorry.
I'll never hit Joong-bum again.
Never.
Let's go together.
Mom, please.
I'll just go on my own.
It was delicious... What a nice you are! But...
Closed
Madam, get married again.
Marry at my age?
You have to meet a good person and live happily.
There are a lot of good people in the world,
but could there be a good man?
Probably so, right?
Let's drink.
What's wrong with you?
Joong-bum isn't getting married.
I knew it.
He's impotent for sure.
That's enough.
If not, then what else is there
at his lively age. Don't you think so?
I told you that's enough.
Well, he's not that young I suppose.
Why don't you take him to the hospital.
Pil-gook.
What?
Chan-kyung.
What?
I've done a lot of bad things to you two, haven't I?
Forgive me.
Forgive what? You're weird today.
Did you do something with that Seoul lady behind our backs?
No, you dummy.
Then what's with you?
Joong-bum.
Not sleeping yet?
Your stomach's making noises.
What noises?
Sounds a bit like the wind.
Are you hungry?
I'm not hungry.
Young-hee.
What?
When you look at that moon, what do you think about?
I think about you.
Me? Why?
Because you're both sad and warm.
You sure do know what to say.
What do you think about?
When I look at that moon, I think about green-bean pancakes.
Joong-bum.
Grandpa said he's coming in late, so do you want to make some?
Shall we? Let's do it.
Pil-gook.
What?
If I die first, take care of my Joong-bum.
You always said you'd live forever, so stop saying you'll die.
My mom came to take me away in my dream last night.
This is all because of a dream?
Oh brother.
Hey! Let's go, go, go.
Where are you going?
I can't drink with you two.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, you bastards!
Be careful!
Bottoms up!
Ma'am.
Can't you just call me Sis?
Then wouldn't I be too young?
Fine.
Sis. /Yes?
Let's eat some more sea squirts.
Sure.
Miss Song.
Mister Chang-kyung.
Miss Song, I...
Oh goodness.
Miss Song.
It feels great that we're all here together.
Let's drink all the liquor here.
You'll ruin your insides.
My insides?
They're all ruined anyway.
Let's toast.
Bottoms up!
Mister Pil-gook, you didn't drink it all.
Let me see.
Look how shy Mister Pil-gook is right now.
Mister Pil-gook, your face is blushing.
I better go.
Young-hee's been waiting too long.
I'll pour you a drink.
Oh, Mister Pil-gook.
Mister Pil-gook. Your nose looks so sweet.
Soon-ah, you're hurting a lot, aren't you?
I know all about how you feel.
Liar. How do you know what I feel?
Why wouldn't I know?
That's a blatant lie.
Soon-ah.
You really don't know how I feel?
I know. I know.
I know all about how you feel.
But what can I do?
You, me, Joong-bum. We're all dummies. Don't you think?
Soon-ah.
I'm a thief. I'm a rotten bastard.
I'll go to hell.
But I don't care.
I like you very much.
Mister Joong-dal.
I have to say this before I die.
I love...
Hey!
What are you two doing?
Huh? Look over there!
Who?
Is that my ostrich?
It's an ostrich! Let's go!
How'd it get out?
Joong-dal! Joong-dal, where are you going?
Joong-dal!
I'm returning to Seoul tomorrow.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I'm much indebted to you.
Please, there's no need.
Young-hee is probably asleep, you think?
Yes.
She's a pretty child.
The wind is cold. Let's go back in.
Who is it?
Don't you recognize me?
Aren't you Chan-kyung's mother?
What can I do for you?
I came looking for you mom.
She came and left a few days ago.
Is she coming here again tonight?
No.
She said can't stand her kids, so she's never coming back.
Really?
Yes.
She disappeared after drinking,
so I came to see if she was here.
I'm leaving.
Wait!
So my mother won't come to take me away?
So that means I won't die?
You? You'll die.
I'll die? When?
In about thirty years. Bye.
Be a good friend to my Chan-kyung.
Say hello to my mother for me.
Tell her that Joong-bum and I will live well.
Tell her not to worry about this side.
Tell her to stay over there.
It's very dark, so be careful.
I can't see you out.
Brother.
Come out and eat.
Come and eat.
What is it?
Joong-bum.
My boy.
Let's live happily from now on.
Okay, Joong-bum? My boy.
Brother, I'm sorry.
My boy.
Mother!
Joong-bum!
You're bleeding a lot.
Doctor, I won't die, right?
I can't die.
I have a lot to do for our country.
You won't die.
Let's stop the bleeding first.
Yes, sir.
No! Why not?
Not the pants.
Please.
Slip off your pants, so I can dress a wound.
Oh my, what's this?
These panties!
You crazy bastard!
You pervert!
Why don't you live with my wife?
I gonna pull out the balls.
Grandpa, we'll be late so hurry.
I'm almost done tying it.
Almost done.
Grandpa, don't forget your suit.
I ironed it up already.
It's all done. You're so pretty.
You look all ready to marry.
What are you doing, Grandpa?
Hurry and change.
Are you that excited?
Seoul Lady!
Hello, Chui-soo.
Hello.
Young-hee's here, too.
Young-hee?
Seoul Lady!
Hello.
You must've had a long trip.
Your grandfather's necktie...
One moment.
Young-hee's grandfather is blushing.
Be quiet, dummy.
What do you know?
I'm sorry, Young-hee.
Pil-gook!
You're still as beautiful as ever.
You must've gotten your driver's license.
Pardon? Well, not me exactly.
What are you waiting for?
I'm leaving.
Hey, wait for me!
Wait!
Hey, wait!
Hey!
Hello, Mister Pil-gook.
Hi. Are things going well?
Yes.
Congratulations.
Hello, you've come. Thank you.
Hello, ma'am.
Congratulations. You look so pretty.
Thank you.
But where's the groom?
Mister Joong-dal.
What?
Mister Jin-bong is talking bad about you.
He's been going at it for a while.
Where is he?
Soon-ah doesn't know a thing.
Madam Hong from Flower Cafe was nothing.
You know Mr. Kim's wife from the rice mill, right?
The one with a mole on her left cheek.
Joong-bum went to go meet her behind the mill.
Then Mr. Kim beat the hell out of him.
Come on, he didn't get a beating.
He went to go meet Mrs. Kim
to set Joong-bum up on a date.
Anyhow, you're such a pro at making up stories.
There's more to it than that.
You know that widow who goes to that noodle factory?
The skinny one with slanted eyes.
He tried to pick her up again, and then...
Hey asshole, did you see it?
Did you see it?
Did you see me trying to pick her up?
I did, so what?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hey, you crazy bastard.
If you're that bored, then go steal some panties.
Why come to my wedding
and cause a ruckus, huh?
What? Me?
Did you see me stealing panties?
Do I need to see it
when the whole town knows already?
Only you don't know.
I heard you only like red panties.
Don't you like black ones?
How old are you?
That's why your son kicked you out.
Are you done talking?
Want me to say more, you ass?
Fine, I don't care if it's your wedding or not,
let's fight.
Follow me!
I see you
planned on ruining my wedding.
Fine.
Choon-shik, hold this for me.
You're gonna die today!
Come on, bastard!
Don't stop me!
Think I came here to ruin your wedding on purpose?
You wore my wife's panties, you pervert!